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Timeless advice

So I was working for my last client on earth today when this fell out of an old notebook. Fresh as ever.

virgo future
FILE UNDER: diary, work

8 Remarks

  1. While I am an Aries, this VIRGO seems to fit.

    Also, this just came attacked to an advertising (which I discarded):
    MAKE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, THE BEST OF YOUR LIFE.

  2. I just read in the paper that some organization that chooses the oddest warning lable of the year for an award chose a warning lable on a small tractor that reads simply:

    WARNING: AVOID DEATH

  3. Man, good one.

  4. Sign on heavy equipment above a quarry in Tuscany: “Don’t get stuck between the machine and a big block of stone!”

  5. This reminds me of my favorite political bumper sticker, which seemed like a joke when I saw it at the 1992 Republican national convention, but now with all the carbon-footprint nonsense might be taken seriously:

    “Save the planet. Kill yourself.”

  6. Val, can you translate that to italian?

  7. “Non rimanga incastrato fra la macchina e un blocco grande della pietra!”

    - sez babelfish. My Italian is much rustier than I thought — I gotta get back in shape!

  8. cool

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